Celebration of Bachelor-Hood!

                At some time around 11:00 a.m. Saturday morning, I was rudely, if not violently awakened by 7 men coming into my room and attempting to kidnap me. I was wrestled to the floor, where I was sat on and bound with duck-tape. My hands were bound behind my back, my feet were taped together, and I was then rolled up in a blanket tied up with a rope and carried out of my room. I was laid, face down on the stairs and allowed to slide step by step down. I was then carried by these men who were in fact my “friends” and thrown into the back of a truck! (Mind you I had only been awake for maybe ten minutes at that point.)

I was driven around for maybe 20 minutes, in which time I was craftily able to escape from the tape and rope confines. Once we stopped my captors gave me some clothes to wear, this was much appreciated, as I had been kidnapped in only my boxers. They gave me a shirt that said GROOM and a kilt to wear. I donned my apparel and joined Keith, Luis, Bobby, Jed, Joel, Phil, and Rudy for lunch at Los Cucos. After lunch we went to “No Label Brewery” and spent a good hour or so there with our group and Roland Gomez. After turning in the rest of our tickets to fill a growler, we went to see Captain America at Cinemark Theatre. Which by the by is a pretty decent film, the actor playing Cap was dead on.

                After the movie we went to Specs and picked up some cigars and some other drinks, and continued on to Jacob and Gigi Dowdens house warming and had amazing Bar-B-Q. I will take this moment to say that the Downdens have a lovely home and I want to say thank you for allowing my party to pass through. And pass through we did. The final stop for the evening was the Parker House Hold, where we spent the rest of the night sitting in a giant circle, talking, laughing smoking and drinking. Two of my friends felt it necessary to shock me with a tasser, but other than that the night was an absolute blast.

                So thank you to my friends for a fantastic bachelor party. I really did have a lot of fun, and I will have a lot of fun re-telling this story for a long time.