Will it really be Epic?

WILL IT REALLY BE EPIC?

Well sure…I could tell you why, but let’s be serious, would you listen? As Douglas Adams put it, “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” That being said, I won’t waste my time telling you why it's gonna be epic, you will just have to experience it yourself.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Celebration of Bachelor-Hood!




                At some time around 11:00 a.m. Saturday morning, I was rudely, if not violently awakened by 7 men coming into my room and attempting to kidnap me. I was wrestled to the floor, where I was sat on and bound with duck-tape. My hands were bound behind my back, my feet were taped together, and I was then rolled up in a blanket tied up with a rope and carried out of my room. I was laid, face down on the stairs and allowed to slide step by step down. I was then carried by these men who were in fact my “friends” and thrown into the back of a truck! (Mind you I had only been awake for maybe ten minutes at that point.)

I was driven around for maybe 20 minutes, in which time I was craftily able to escape from the tape and rope confines. Once we stopped my captors gave me some clothes to wear, this was much appreciated, as I had been kidnapped in only my boxers. They gave me a shirt that said GROOM and a kilt to wear. I donned my apparel and joined Keith, Luis, Bobby, Jed, Joel, Phil, and Rudy for lunch at Los Cucos. After lunch we went to “No Label Brewery” and spent a good hour or so there with our group and Roland Gomez. After turning in the rest of our tickets to fill a growler, we went to see Captain America at Cinemark Theatre. Which by the by is a pretty decent film, the actor playing Cap was dead on.

                After the movie we went to Specs and picked up some cigars and some other drinks, and continued on to Jacob and Gigi Dowdens house warming and had amazing Bar-B-Q. I will take this moment to say that the Downdens have a lovely home and I want to say thank you for allowing my party to pass through. And pass through we did. The final stop for the evening was the Parker House Hold, where we spent the rest of the night sitting in a giant circle, talking, laughing smoking and drinking. Two of my friends felt it necessary to shock me with a tasser, but other than that the night was an absolute blast.

                So thank you to my friends for a fantastic bachelor party. I really did have a lot of fun, and I will have a lot of fun re-telling this story for a long time.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

One of my favorite Bill Bryson passages.

An Excerpt from "A Short History of Nearly Everything"

If your two parents hadn't bonded just when they did - possibly to the nanosecond - you wouldn't be here. And if their parents hadn't bonded in a precisely timely manner, you wouldn't be here either. And if their parents hadn't done likewise, and their parents before them, and so on, obviously and indefinitely, you wouldn't be here.

Push backwards through time and these ancestral debts begin to add up. Go back just eight generations ... and already there are over 250 people on whose timely couplings your existence depends. Continue further, to the time of Shakespeare ... and you have no fewer than 16,384 ancestors ...

At twenty generations ago, the number of people procreating on your behalf has risen to 1,048,576. Five generations before that, and there are no fewer than 33,554,432 men and women on whose devoted couplings our existence depends. By thirty generations ago, your total number of forebears - remember, these aren't cousins and aunts and other incidental relatives, but only parents and parents of parents in a line leading ineluctably to you - is over one billion (1,073,741,824, to be precise). If you go back sixty-four generations, to the time of the Romans, the number of people on whose cooperative efforts your eventual existence depends has risen to approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is several thousand times the total number of people who have ever lived.

Clearly something has gone wrong with our math here. The answer, it may interest you to learn, is that your line is not pure. You couldn't be here without a little incest - actually quite a lot of incest - albeit at a genetically discreet remove. With so many millions of ancestors in your background, there will have been many occasions when a relative from your mother's side of the family has procreated with some distant cousin from your father's ... In fact, if you are in a partnership now with someone from your own race and country, the chances are excellent that you are at some level related. Indeed, if you look around you on a bus or in a park or café or any crowded place, most of the people you see are very probably relatives. When someone boasts to you that he is descended from William the Conqueror or the Mayflower Pilgrims, you should answer at once: "Me, too!" In the most literal and fundamental sense we are all family. - Bill Bryson

I love this concept! At the level of the building blocks of human beings, we are all somehow related to one another. I wonder what would happen if we all were to start thinking of those around us as family instead of strangers? The problem (well okay, A… problem) with human beings is our innate fascination with categorizing EVERYTHING.

Now before you get the wrong idea, categorization is, I will confess a very helpful tool for structuring our lives. It helps us take a large amount of data and make shortcuts through all of it. However, we tend to get carried away when we apply this tool to humans. We categorize people by gender, race, height, weight, religion, income level, who you were born too, where you were born at, when you were born, even how you were born, your voting preferences, hair, eye and teeth color, your education, your accent, and many, many other things.

Now it can be helpful to group people together for certain reasons; and these categories are not bad in and of themselves. It is what we do after we put people into these categories that cause problems. See, after we have created our shortcuts of figuring out who belongs where, we tend to burn the bridges connecting us all together. We use the categories to separate ourselves from others, and then we try to advance one category over another. And, as we can all agree, we then get a whole mess of problems.

And it’s all silly to me. We are all so closely tied together that things like income level, or place of birth shouldn’t have anything to do with how we treat one another. Who you voted for, should have no bearing on who you invite into your home. What God you believe in should not stop you from loving others wholly and completely.

If you know me, you know that my family isn’t perfect; and I know the family can be a broken place to be. So perhaps saying we are all family doesn’t bring the best images to your mind. However, I feel like a family, in its strongest, best moments is a goal worth shooting for. People caring for each other, understanding that though you don’t think exactly like me, I am going to love you no matter what. We forgive each other, we defend each other, we look out for one another. That is what a family does in it finest moments. It is a pack that makes sure everyone succeeds.  

What would our world look like, not if we could all be family, but if we realized we already are?
 

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Busy

So this is has been the busiest month of my life! I am working full time, taking 2 summer courses (one of which has me reading 2-3 chapters a week and turning discussions and 50 question quizzes for each). I am trying to find a new place to live, pack up the place I am living, planning a wedding and getting married in under 3 weeks! I think I am trying to sleep and and find time to relax somewhere in all of that as well...

So I haven't written in a while as a result. I don't have time to write a lot, but I will say this.

I love my family. While it is crazy (just like everyone's family) and sometimes it feels like herding cats to get them all in place at one time, they are an amazing bunch. I can't always say I would make the same choices they do, and with that I am sometimes surprised at both their success and failures. But in all the decisions we make, good or bad, my family has always been there for me. We may not all be there at the same time, but one way or the other, these imperfect people that I am related too make the effort to make sure I succeed. At the end of the day, while I may ask more out of them than they can give sometimes, I am content with who they are and am glad for it. So thanks to my family, both immediate and extended, both by blood and social bond, both old and new. Without yall I couldn't pull off such a crazy schedule, without yall I wouldn't have the family I love.